BTS, the K-Pop soup de jour, is causing mass hysteria across America via the current biggest barometer of success that exists in the world – Carpool Karaoke:
And while that’s great and all, these boys are far from the pinnacle of the ear candy that is K-Pop. So sit back and let the Lil’ Dogg learn ya…
Hi-Top Top 5 Best K-Pop Songs of All-Time
5. Hello Bitches
CL really is the baddest female.
4. I am the Best
2NE1 are runners up to 4Minute (see below) in the ultimate K-Pop Girl Group Rankings.
3. Crayon and Knockout (tie)
This double banger comes from the gonzo duo G-Dragon & TOP who themselves are an off shoot from K-Pop Super Group BIGBANG. Sadly the absolutely bonkers music video for Knockout seems to have been scrubbed from YouTube for unknown reasons but I think you can adequately tell by the Crayon video that these dudes exist in another dimension outside of our current reality.
2. Crazy
4Minute is the GOAT K-Pop Girl Group and don’t let anyone tell you different. Cuz they wrong.
Also Dream Racer is nuts:
1. Bubble Pop
Hyuna isn’t ear candy. She’s ear cocaine.
That’s it. That’s the list. Facts is facts and the fact is that BTS can’t hold a candle to these songs no matter how many joy rides they take with James Corden.
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